I Can Watch “Inland Empire”
Inland Empire- Dir. David Lynch 2006
After viewing this film in all its 3 hour glory, I must say I’m impressed with myself.
The Plot: Good Luck!
What Makes it Watchable: I have a certain affinity for interesting story telling, which makes even the most convoluted of David Lynch’s films worth the time it takes to watch them. I gotta say, though, that I never really “get” movies like Lost Highway, Eraserhead, or Mulhulland Drive the first time I see them (if it happens at all). Does this matter? Sometimes. It matters when the movie is 3 hours long. Absurdity is great, and Inland Empire has it to spare. Darkness, style, intrigue, atmosphere–they’re all there, too. Unfortunately, I’m not looking forward to watching this again because of its length.
If someone were to call this a masterpiece to my face, I see myself agreeing with them. If another person called it about 2 hours and 40 minutes too long, I’d probably agree with them, too (at least presently). I think that this is a movie that is impossible to digest on your first viewing, and one that is incredibly intimidating to pop in for a second viewing, so where does that leave us?
There’s all of this time taken up in the film by stillness and silence, but if you take it out, perhaps the atmosphere (and maybe the whole point) would be lost. I enjoyed watching it–really I did–but much of it was still very difficult to get through. I at once want to dismiss it forever and show it to everyone I know.
To be fair, I’ve made some somewhat incoherent crap in my day, and a few of these films make a bit more sense when you watch them a couple times. The difference is nothing I make is more than 5 minutes long. If given three hours, I am far from positive that I could fill it in near as interesting or unique manner as Mr. Lynch. I am in his debt and in awe of him as a filmmaker. However, is it possible to give a movie like Inland Empire a fair shake? Maybe not, by design.
Averted Eyes: none
Breaks needed to complete viewing: surprisingly, none
Overall rating from 1 to 10: axxon N
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